Artistic Bath Humorist T-Shirts

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

His & hers towels.

Guide fish.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Duck in a bathtub

The Rural Bidet...

Shark Chum

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Fish Farm.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'