Artistic Bath Humorist Gifts

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Guide fish.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Shark Chum

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Another hot flash?

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Duck in a bathtub

The Rural Bidet...

Fish Farm.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.