Bath Time Humorist Pillows

"This never gets easier."

Rats are abandoning a sinking ship in the bath.

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

I thought this birdbath was our little secret!

"...Nobody defies the orders of the toughest, nastiest seadogs on the high seas and lives to tell the tale..."

'You mean I have to take a bath because my attitude stinks?'

Centurion in a Shower

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Duck in a bathtub

The Rural Bidet...

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."