Shower Time Jokester Gifts

"Well hellooooo chica. And what is your name?"

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Scotsman in the bath...

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

Medusa's bathtub

Now! That's very good sweety!

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

Centurion in a Shower

Clawfoot Tub

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Bird Bath.

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

"I don't know how many times I've told him about leaving empty toilet rolls in the bathroom."

"This never gets easier."

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

Clown's bath has clown feet.

"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later."

Skeleton on an out of order escalator.

Bathtub with markers to show the water depth

"A six-inch putt! How could I have missed it?"

"Out!"

"It's...um...it's a bottle of shampoo with suds made to look like hair!"

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

Cat with mice on his bedpost.

Rats are abandoning a sinking ship in the bath.

I thought this birdbath was our little secret!