Shower Time Jokester T-Shirts

"Well hellooooo chica. And what is your name?"

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Scotsman in the bath...

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Medusa's bathtub

Centurion in a Shower

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

Now! That's very good sweety!

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

Clawfoot Tub

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Bird Bath.

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

"This never gets easier."

"I don't know how many times I've told him about leaving empty toilet rolls in the bathroom."

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

Cat with mice on his bedpost.

Clown's bath has clown feet.

Skeleton on an out of order escalator.

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

"It's...um...it's a bottle of shampoo with suds made to look like hair!"

"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later."

Bathtub with markers to show the water depth

"A six-inch putt! How could I have missed it?"

"Out!"

Butterfly catching.

Rats are abandoning a sinking ship in the bath.