Bath Time Joker T-Shirts

Bird Bath.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Admiral in the bath.

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

Medusa's bathtub

Bath tube with human feet.

Centurion in a Shower

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Now! That's very good sweety!

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

The wrong bath.

Clawfoot Tub

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

Duck Bath

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

"This never gets easier."

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later."

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

Clown's bath has clown feet.

"Well hellooooo chica. And what is your name?"

"Out!"

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

Dung beetles rolling dung and toilet paper.