Bath Time Warrior T-Shirts

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Admiral in the bath.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Bathing and Showering.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

How to recover from a bad day

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

"We slipped in the tub."