Bath Time Warrior Gifts

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Admiral in the bath.

Bathing and Showering.

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy