Bath Time Hero Gifts

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'More bubbles!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

I love bathtime.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Admiral in the bath.

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"We slipped in the tub."

Centurion in a Shower

Bath tube with human feet.

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

Clawfoot Tub

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

The wrong bath.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Duck Bath

bath oars...

Working from home

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'