Bath Time Hero Gifts

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'More bubbles!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

I love bathtime.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Admiral in the bath.

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"We slipped in the tub."

Bath tube with human feet.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Centurion in a Shower

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

The wrong bath.

Clawfoot Tub

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Bird Bath.

Soap Recovery Ship

Duck Bath

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'