Bath Time Comic Gifts

The wrong bath.

Lady of the bath...

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Admiral in the bath.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Not now!"

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"We slipped in the tub."

Centurion in a Shower

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Now! That's very good sweety!

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Bath tube with human feet.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

Clawfoot Tub

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'It didn't start out this way.'

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!'

Soap Recovery Ship