Bath Time Comic Gifts

The wrong bath.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Lady of the bath...

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

Admiral in the bath.

"Not now!"

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"We slipped in the tub."

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Bath tube with human feet.

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Now! That's very good sweety!

Centurion in a Shower

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

Clawfoot Tub

'It didn't start out this way.'

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!'

Bird Bath.