Whimsical Bath Time Humor Gifts

'Very well. To the tub!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"This stool shall pass."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"I hate my job!"

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

The Rural Bidet...

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'