Whimsical Bath Time Humor Gifts

'Very well. To the tub!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

The Rural Bidet...

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'