Bath Time Antics Gifts

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Scotsman in the bath...

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

I love bathtime.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Duck in a bathtub

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Now! That's very good sweety!

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

Centurion in a Shower

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

Clawfoot Tub

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

Duck Bath

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

A bird is trapped inside a bubble and is floating away.

"This never gets easier."

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

Clown's bath has clown feet.

Tunnel of Loofah

"Out!"

Bathtub with markers to show the water depth