Bath Time Antics Gifts

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Scotsman in the bath...

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

I love bathtime.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Duck in a bathtub

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Now! That's very good sweety!

Centurion in a Shower

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

Clawfoot Tub

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

Duck Bath

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

"This never gets easier."

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

A bird is trapped inside a bubble and is floating away.

Clown's bath has clown feet.

Bathtub with markers to show the water depth

"Out!"