Bath Time Jokers Gifts

Bathtub with markers to show the water depth

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Scotsman in the bath...

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Bath tube with human feet.

Centurion in a Shower

Medusa's bathtub

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Now! That's very good sweety!

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

Clawfoot Tub

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Duck Bath

Bird Bath.

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

"This never gets easier."

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

Clown's bath has clown feet.

"Well hellooooo chica. And what is your name?"

"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later."

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

Dung beetles rolling dung and toilet paper.

"Out!"

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

Rats are abandoning a sinking ship in the bath.