Bath Time Jokers Gifts

Bathtub with markers to show the water depth

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Scotsman in the bath...

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Now! That's very good sweety!

Medusa's bathtub

Bath tube with human feet.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Centurion in a Shower

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

Clawfoot Tub

Duck Bath

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Bird Bath.

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

"This never gets easier."

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

Clown's bath has clown feet.

"Well hellooooo chica. And what is your name?"

"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later."

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"Out!"

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

Rats are abandoning a sinking ship in the bath.