Bath Time Trickster Gifts

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Scotsman in the bath...

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Admiral in the bath.

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'Can't you read?!'

"We slipped in the tub."

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Centurion in a Shower

Now! That's very good sweety!

Bath tube with human feet.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"Oh, Jeez! A pube in my tea! How the heck did that get there?"

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

Soap Recovery Ship

bath oars...

Bird Bath.

Working from home

Revenge of the Fish

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Duck Bath

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!'

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

"This never gets easier."

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later."

"I got tired of licking."