Bath Time Funster Gifts

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

'More bubbles!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Admiral in the bath.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

Centurion in a Shower

Now! That's very good sweety!

Bath tube with human feet.

Clawfoot Tub

The wrong bath.

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Bird Bath.

Duck Bath

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

A bird is trapped inside a bubble and is floating away.

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

"This never gets easier."

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

"I said he should exercise more, so he bought a walk in bath."

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.

Hitch hiker in a robe with a sign for 'Bath'

"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later."