Bath Time Funster Gifts

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

'More bubbles!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Admiral in the bath.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

Bath tube with human feet.

Centurion in a Shower

Now! That's very good sweety!

Clawfoot Tub

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

The wrong bath.

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Duck Bath

Bird Bath.

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

A bird is trapped inside a bubble and is floating away.

"This never gets easier."

"Out!"

"I said he should exercise more, so he bought a walk in bath."

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.