Bath Time Illusionist Gifts

"I got tired of licking."

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Water power.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Admiral in the bath.

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"OMG!"

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

"We slipped in the tub."

Bath tube with human feet.

Centurion in a Shower

Now! That's very good sweety!

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

Clawfoot Tub

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

The wrong bath.

'Superman does too take baths!'

Dog carries scrubbing brush from one end of bath to the other.

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