Bath Time Illusionist Gifts

"I got tired of licking."

Lady of the bath...

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Water power.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"OMG!"

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Admiral in the bath.

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

"We slipped in the tub."

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

Now! That's very good sweety!

Bath tube with human feet.

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Centurion in a Shower

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

The wrong bath.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Superman does too take baths!'

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

Clawfoot Tub

Dog carries scrubbing brush from one end of bath to the other.

Where Earl Gets His Ideas

Duck Bath

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