Bath Time Fun Gifts

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'More bubbles!'

Lady of the bath...

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Bagpipes in the bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Not now!"

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

Duck in a bathtub

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Bathing and Showering.

Strategies that will always work

How to recover from a bad day

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.