Bath Time Fun Gifts

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Lady of the bath...

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Bagpipes in the bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

"Not now!"

Duck in a bathtub

Bathing and Showering.

Strategies that will always work

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."