Bath Time Gifts

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Swimming lanes in a bathtub

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'It didn't start out this way.'

'Uh, Captain, I think we may be off course.'

Pumice Stone Accidents.

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Not now!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

Lady of the bath...

"I guess you can do a cannonball into the tub after all!"

"Isn't this typical."

There's more and more reality TV. . . How about a night with George.

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Bath tube with human feet.

"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later."

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Water power.

I love bathtime.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"OMG!"

Admiral in the bath.

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Strategies that will always work

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

Grooming for beginners.