Bath Time Guru Gifts

Hygiene & Water

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Water power.

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Not now!"

"OMG!"

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

Bathing and Showering.

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'