Bath Time Guru Gifts

Hygiene & Water

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Water power.

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"OMG!"

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"Not now!"

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Bathing and Showering.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'