Bath Time Thinker Gifts

Google, google, google...

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

New Twenty Blades

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Water power.

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"OMG!"

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"Not now!"

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Admiral in the bath.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

"We slipped in the tub."

Nature is not perfect

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

Centurion in a Shower

Prehistoric Graffito

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Round the Clock

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'