Bath Time Thinker Gifts

Google, google, google...

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

New Twenty Blades

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Water power.

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"OMG!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"Not now!"

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Admiral in the bath.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"We slipped in the tub."

If toilets could talk

Centurion in a Shower

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

Prehistoric Graffito

Round the Clock

'Ecce homo!'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'