Bathtub Thinker Gifts

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"Actually, I do my best thinking when Mr. Genius here is sound asleep. How about you?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Where history's best ideas happen.

'Ecce homo!'

Nature is not perfect

Fish-losophy

Round the Clock

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

If toilets could talk

Prehistoric Graffito

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

'Saving the planet can be fun.'

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.