Bathroom Thinker Gifts

"Morning Gorgeous!"

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

WC problem.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Vanity artist

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

Paper Bath Towels.

Where history's best ideas happen.

Prehistoric Graffito

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

If toilets could talk

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.