Bathroom Strategist Gifts

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'We need another bathroom.'

Gracie lures Baldo out of the bathroom by calling his phone.

"Yes, mom, I forgot my towel. Now I need an exit strategy!"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Paper Bath Towels.

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

Round the Clock

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

If toilets could talk

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

'Ecce homo!'

Nature is not perfect

Prehistoric Graffito

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

"Morning Gorgeous!"

A man has wind turbines in his bath

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."