Bathroom Battle Specialist Gifts

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Kid's at Bath Time.

Paper Bath Towels.

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

"Wash and Quo"

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing

"I'm having an en-suite put in."

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'All clear!'

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

Attempted First Degree Edgar