Bathroom Battle Specialist Mugs

'The snake and plunger didn't work, so I'm going in...'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Kid's at Bath Time.

Paper Bath Towels.

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

Og invents the port-a-potty.

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

"Wash and Quo"

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

"I'm having an en-suite put in."

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'All clear!'

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

Attempted First Degree Edgar