Bathroom Tacticians Gifts

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'The old one fell apart.'

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

Potty Training.

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"Wash and Quo"

Lav Nav

Moon Vacuuming

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Teddy! Clean up your room! Twig! Time to empty the dishwasher. Apparently they're not voice-activated.

'The snake and plunger didn't work, so I'm going in...'

'Sooner or later we'll have to cross their picket line.' (Ladies and Gentlemen toilet signs on strike).

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

Bed Boxing Ring.

"Yes, mom, I forgot my towel. Now I need an exit strategy!"

Fighting corona

"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."

Shelf Isolation

"You left the toilet seat up again!"

"Those are my books on tidying up."

Even though all of the positions were filled, Herman was convinced that his calling was to be an usher - somehow, someway.

Pocket Money Negotiations