Bathroom Etiquette Expert Gifts

All Are Welcome To Use This Restroom - Just Don't Stink The Place Up.

"I need to tinkle."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

Dog Restroom

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Caveman bathroom

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

'This stool softner should do the trick.'

'No wonder you're backed up.The box says 'ear', not 'rear!'

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour