Bathroom Etiquette Gifts

Hand dryer instructions

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"There's another brown balloon floating in the toilet! Darn it, Barbara, I'm tired of telling you to flush!"

'See, Louise? See? I told you I wasn't the one leaving the seat up!'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"So THAT is why you don't sit and flush!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"I hate my job!"

Dog Restroom

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Sudoku toilet paper

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

Litterature

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

The Puppet Poop

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

'He doesn't know his arse from his elbow.'

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

I don't care if going straight is quicker - next time we go around.

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

"Did I forget my gloves in here?"