Bathroom Hygiene Gifts

A guide to paper-free hand dryers.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Brothers Grime

"This stool shall pass."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Humans are strange."

Loofah Lady

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

Wash your hands

New Twenty Blades

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

Shaving

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Soap Versus Coronavirus