Bathroom Routines Gifts

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Curling your hair for no reason

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

WC problem.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Vanity artist

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

A couple lie in bed

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

Rabbit spraying 'Hare Spray' on head.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'