Bathroom Routines Gifts

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

"This stool shall pass."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Curling your hair for no reason

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Vanity artist

WC problem.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

A couple lie in bed

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

We never go out anymore.

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'