Bathroom Time Gifts

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Water power.

I love bathtime.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"OMG!"

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"Not now!"

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Admiral in the bath.

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

Bath tube with human feet.

Grooming for beginners.

"What? You said 'grab a tub toy.'"

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

'Mind giving him his bath now- he'll be asleep when we get home!'

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

The wrong bath.