Bath Time Avoider Gifts

"Bath time!"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Lady of the bath...

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

New Twenty Blades

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

I love bathtime.

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"Not now!"

Admiral in the bath.

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"We slipped in the tub."

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Bath tube with human feet.

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

'Mind giving him his bath now- he'll be asleep when we get home!'

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

'It didn't start out this way.'

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

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