Bath-time Evader Gifts

Looking for a clever surprise for someone who dodges bath time? Our collection of witty and fun items is perfect for turning reluctant bathers into giggling recipients. From funny accessories to cheeky decor, find that ideal gift that celebrates their creative aversion and adds a splash of humor to their routine.

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'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.' mockup

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.' mockup

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.' mockup

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.' mockup

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

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"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems." mockup

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems." mockup

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems." mockup

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems." mockup

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

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Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Leave your troubles in the bubbles mockup

Leave your troubles in the bubbles mockup

Leave your troubles in the bubbles mockup

Leave your troubles in the bubbles mockup

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

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'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...' mockup

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...' mockup

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...' mockup

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...' mockup

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

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New Twenty Blades

New Twenty Blades mockup

New Twenty Blades mockup

New Twenty Blades mockup

New Twenty Blades mockup

New Twenty Blades

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Scotsman in the bath...

Scotsman in the bath... mockup

Scotsman in the bath... mockup

Scotsman in the bath... mockup

Scotsman in the bath... mockup

Scotsman in the bath...

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"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles." mockup

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles." mockup

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles." mockup

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles." mockup

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

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'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.' mockup

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.' mockup

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.' mockup

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.' mockup

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

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"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath" mockup

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath" mockup

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath" mockup

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath" mockup

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

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Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood. mockup

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood. mockup

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood. mockup

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood. mockup

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

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"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!" mockup

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!" mockup

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!" mockup

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!" mockup

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

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"We slipped in the tub."

"We slipped in the tub." mockup

"We slipped in the tub." mockup

"We slipped in the tub." mockup

"We slipped in the tub." mockup

"We slipped in the tub."

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'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.' mockup

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.' mockup

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.' mockup

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.' mockup

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

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"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek." mockup

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek." mockup

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek." mockup

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek." mockup

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

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'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!' mockup

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!' mockup

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!' mockup

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!' mockup

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

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Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.' mockup

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.' mockup

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.' mockup

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.' mockup

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

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Peeping Periscope.

Peeping Periscope. mockup

Peeping Periscope. mockup

Peeping Periscope. mockup

Peeping Periscope. mockup

Peeping Periscope.

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Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping? mockup

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping? mockup

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping? mockup

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping? mockup

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

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Bird Bath. mockup

Bird Bath. mockup

Bird Bath. mockup

Bird Bath. mockup

Bird Bath.

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bath oars... mockup

bath oars... mockup

bath oars... mockup

bath oars... mockup

bath oars...

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Working from home

Working from home mockup

Working from home mockup

Working from home mockup

Working from home mockup

Working from home

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'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.' mockup

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.' mockup

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.' mockup

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.' mockup

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

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'Desmond, there's something in the bath!'

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!' mockup

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!' mockup

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!' mockup

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!' mockup

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!'

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Soap Recovery Ship

Soap Recovery Ship mockup

Soap Recovery Ship mockup

Soap Recovery Ship mockup

Soap Recovery Ship mockup

Soap Recovery Ship

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Duck Bath mockup

Duck Bath mockup

Duck Bath mockup

Duck Bath mockup

Duck Bath

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'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.' mockup

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.' mockup

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.' mockup

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.' mockup

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

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"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!" mockup

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!" mockup

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!" mockup

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!" mockup

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"

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'What do you mean, a 'bath-oil spill'?'

'What do you mean, a 'bath-oil spill'?' mockup

'What do you mean, a 'bath-oil spill'?' mockup

'What do you mean, a 'bath-oil spill'?' mockup

'What do you mean, a 'bath-oil spill'?' mockup

'What do you mean, a 'bath-oil spill'?'

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Man in bath not alone.

Man in bath not alone. mockup

Man in bath not alone. mockup

Man in bath not alone. mockup

Man in bath not alone. mockup

Man in bath not alone.

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"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later."

"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later." mockup

"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later." mockup

"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later." mockup

"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later." mockup

"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later."

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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs." mockup

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs." mockup

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs." mockup

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs." mockup

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

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"I understand that your next door neighbour is the public water works!?"

"I understand that your next door neighbour is the public water works!?" mockup

"I understand that your next door neighbour is the public water works!?" mockup

"I understand that your next door neighbour is the public water works!?" mockup

"I understand that your next door neighbour is the public water works!?" mockup

"I understand that your next door neighbour is the public water works!?"

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Bath-time Evader Gifts Collection

Bath-time Evader Mugs

Browse our mugs collection for funny and witty designs perfect for the bath-time evader with a playful sense of humor.

Bath-time Evader Pillows

Check out our pillows featuring humorous designs, adding a fun and cheeky touch to any space for the bath-time evader.

Bath-time Evader Prints

Find witty and creative prints that celebrate the bath-time evader’s fun personality and make for charming decor pieces.

Bath-time Evader T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts with amusing slogans that the bath-time evader will love to wear, making their reluctance a conversation starter.