'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'
Bath-time Evader Pillows
Decorate their space with playful pillows that poke fun at bath-time evasion. Soft, witty, and a humorous addition to any bathroom or bedroom.
"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."
Leave your troubles in the bubbles
'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'
Scotsman in the bath...
New Twenty Blades
"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."
"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."
'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'
"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"
Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.
"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"
"We slipped in the tub."
'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'
'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'
"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."
What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.
'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'
Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'
Bird Bath.
Duck Bath
bath oars...
Working from home
Peeping Periscope.
'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'
Soap Recovery Ship
Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?
'Desmond, there's something in the bath!'
"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"
"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later."
Dung beetles rolling dung and toilet paper.
Man in bath not alone.
'What do you mean, a 'bath-oil spill'?'
'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'
"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
Bath-time Evader Pillows Collection
Bath-time Evader Mugs
Browse our mugs collection for funny and witty designs perfect for the bath-time evader with a playful sense of humor.
Bath-time Evader Prints
Find witty and creative prints that celebrate the bath-time evader’s fun personality and make for charming decor pieces.
Bath-time Evader T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts with amusing slogans that the bath-time evader will love to wear, making their reluctance a conversation starter.