Bath-time Prankster Pillows

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Distracting the fish.'

Scotsman in the bath...

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

Now! That's very good sweety!

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

Diving into a Fake Pool

'Old fart and the sea'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

Duck Bath

"I attract all the crypts."

Oh Bugger !

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

Danger Loose Chippings

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

Bathtub with markers to show the water depth

Don't expect a big splash. There's no water in the pool.

Snake pretending to be a paddling pool.

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

Clown's bath has clown feet.