Pool Prankster Pillows

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

Slow Lane, Fast Lane, Band Aids, Lolly Papers, Dead Insects and weeing child lane.

'You're disqualified.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

Pool scene with sign that reads 'Fool Capacity 10 persons'.

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

'Uh-oh! Looks like Jer has a wardrobe malfunction in the rear!'

8 Feet. 5 Tentacles.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Fishing from the Pier

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Distracting the fish.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'How are they biting?'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"It was a professional hit..."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

Bomb's Away

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."