Shower Prankster Pillows

"It's...um...it's a bottle of shampoo with suds made to look like hair!"

Beach con-man.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Scotsman in the bath...

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Stag night high jinks.

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

Snowman in the Freezer.

'I'm calling you a cab.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

'Dropped my dentures.'

The Popup Blocker is Born

"I thought you said the helium was only gonna make my voice higher."