Sprinkler Prankster Pillows

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Beach con-man.

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Fishing from the Pier

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Apple harvest."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Stag night high jinks.

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Hallowe'en wake up call

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'How are they biting?'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

Printer Jam Session

Snowman in the Freezer.

'I'm calling you a cab.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

Sad demise of a workaholic

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

'Dropped my dentures.'

The Popup Blocker is Born

"I thought you said the helium was only gonna make my voice higher."