Party Prankster Pillows

'I'm calling you a cab.'

Happy Birthday (bees' nest pinata).

Ostritch Gangsters.

Fear of the dark support group.

Inhaling Helium

'Did you make a wish?'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Wait until he finds out she's not an oral thermometer...ewww...too late.'

"Actually I'm with intelligence, but at the moment I'm working undercover."

"Look who it is...Mr. Party Pooper!"

Beach con-man.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Mistletoe Solutions Ltd...

Office Parties During the Spanish Inquisition.

Stag night high jinks.

'Dropped my dentures.'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to spike the punch."

Man and beer

Kissing Under The Misanthrope

Christmas Cracker

"This is the last time I order a Molotov cocktail from this joint."

Pin it all on the donkey

"I thought you said the helium was only gonna make my voice higher."

"What's a birthday party without a box of snakes."

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"This would be Pop-Pop's last invitation to one of Jimmy's birthday parties." "What's wrong? You never seen a chicken before?"

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

Adult size Halloween Costumes. Ernie, these costumes you're selling are shoddy and some are even dangerous! The "fireman" costumes in literal. It's flammable! The tail on the bumble bee costume is toxic! People bumping into it will suffer a painful, burning sensation! That's why my ad says "You'll be mistaken for a giant bee"! The stitching on this one will completely fall apart in a few hours! It says "Feel like Cinderella, but be home before midnight!" And this is labeled as a zombie

"Ooh, yeah! Harder, you little worm."

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

The Popup Blocker is Born

"Watch out...It's a TRAP!"