Party Trickster Pillows

Guess your weight, height, date of birth, e-mail address, and social security number.

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

'Actually, my bird doesn't talk. I'm a ventriloquist.'

"Any other skills?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"And do you have any other skills?"

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

He really regretted wishing for super-powers.

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

'Your words say one thing, but your breath speaks the truth!'

'Pepper, anyone?'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Beach con-man.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Better luck next time, kid."

'Not bad, for naughty.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Stag night high jinks.

Mime Tug-of-War

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Rabbit pulls magician from a hat.

Frog Flycatcher.