Party Trick Master Pillows

'Isn't there ANYTHING you can do, Doctor?'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Eat me"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Swimming Prankster

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

(Singing) 'Doctor, what's wrong with me?' 'Staff in-fec-tion.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"I got a job!"

"Ready...."

"Any other skills?"

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Wow. You're amazing!

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'Always the wise guy.'

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"He's surprisingly sensitive about heckling."