Party Pranksters Pillows

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Christmas Hat Tree

Eddy discovers what's in a pins-ata.

"What were those songs you were singing?"

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Beach con-man.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Tartar sauce.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Stag night high jinks.

Back to the Holidays

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.