Party Pranksters Gifts

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Christmas Hat Tree

Pinata Pranks

Eddy discovers what's in a pins-ata.

"What were those songs you were singing?"

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Beach con-man.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Stag night high jinks.

Back to the Holidays

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"