Professional Pranksters Gifts

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

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Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Tartar sauce.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Back to the Holidays

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"I think we both know who did it...."

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Children in a Nursery.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'