Prankster Professional Gifts

'Ha...Ha...Ha! You'll be the death of me.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Hair Crop Circle

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Deer Season Open.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.