Ironic Pranksters Gifts

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Checkmate!'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

The Ascent of Man.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Back to the Holidays

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Children in a Nursery.