Imaginative Pranksters Gifts

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Checkmate!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

The Ascent of Man.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

Back to the Holidays

Children in a Nursery.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Tank color choices.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

An artist waits to ambush an easel

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

"So there's this big Mother...."

"Student unicorn"

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Hide and Seek