Birthday Pranksters Pillows

Plane drops giant birthday cake from sky

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'He's not really scared of the fire . . . he's scared of growing older.'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

"Silly me. I thought I was ordering a traditional pound cake."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Knights

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Children in a Nursery.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'