Birthday Pranksters Mugs

Plane drops giant birthday cake from sky

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Back to the Holidays

Knights

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Children in a Nursery.

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

Minor Surgery

How to avoid a heart attack.