Birthday Jokers Mugs

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I'm here for the hair."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Photobooth Photobomb

"A little under done?"

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Knights

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

A Real Pinata Surprise

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"All I got was a cake and a card."

Happy birthday to you!

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'Something past its best - it's for her fiftieth birthday.'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'